Prepare your neighborhood paintball team for the long summer vacation so the kids will be kept busy physically and away from the computer games that they have been playing during the school days. This time of the long break from their classrooms, they should be engaged in mostly physical activities as much as possible. Get them to prepare their inflatable paintball bunkers that they used last year to check if there is any need to do some fast repairs.
Repairing the inflatable bunkers for paintball at this time is no problem at all since there are many rubber sealant materials available for use for the repair job. You can actually do the repair on your own without much difficulty.
The kids now, more than ever, need the physical type games outdoors since they tend to be lazy these days spending most of the day seated before the computers, maybe playing games with international opponents. Kids all over the world now are in touch with one another online and playing all kinds of online games as if they are just face to face with one another.
One other thing your boy, who is fast growing up into his teenage years, could be learning over the Internet is getting to know some beautiful Asian girl wanting to learn English, but does some flirting in the process. Considering the fact that your boy has your bloodline and your genes, that flirting girl might be interesting to him too, as you have been fond of the girls before when you were a young man. If your boy will have his way, you can become a grandfather earlier than you thought.
That is the very reason you must take all efforts now to organize the super paintball team of the boys in the neighborhood so they can get all the sun and the exercise even just through the few weeks of summer. You must be able to get the boys and their dads in your community to join the fun in the paintball competitions likely to take place in the next few weeks. At least your boy can forget that Asian girl in the meantime.
His running and crawling all day behind those paintball barrels while avoiding to be tagged by the opposing team will surely tire him out by sunset and ready to hit the sack for the night. After a quick dinner, the boys in your team should be snoring away into dreamland, while you and the other dads serving as coaches and seconds in your team can have a few beers while planning the game strategies for the game the next day.
You can quietly confide to the dads around you in your beer session that it is good that your boy is in the paintball team and kept away from your computer at home and away from that Asian girl especially. Your next-door neighbor, another macho type, tipsily asks if the girl is a good looker. You of course confirm that she is, leading your neighbor to conclude that you both had better learn about computers too so you can have your girls online too.
At this point, you had better stop the beer. There is a fast paintball game tomorrow; you might have a hard time catching up with the kids in the fighting.
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